Stolen from Ki~

[1] Are you bi?
Nah.

[2] Where was your Facebook profile picture taken?
I made it.

[3] What is your middle name?
Dick. Er, Richard.

[4] Do you have a crush?
Mm, I wouldn't say CRUSH exactly. :I Bit of an understatement.

[5] Does your crush like you back?
Aye~

[6] What is your current mood?
Sleepy. And, uh... Neutral.

[7] What are you looking forward to?
World domination and getting married (wait what)

[8] What makes you happy?
;D

[9] Look at a poster in your room, who's on it?
Some zombie chick from Red Dead Redemption

[10] What are you not looking forward to?
School.

[11] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
Dragon. Oh, a real animal? Shark.

[12] Have you ever had a near death experience?
Maybe... Not sure.

[13] What was the last phone conversation you had?
I don't even remember lol

[14] The song stuck in your head?
E.G.G.M.A.N.

[15] What is your desktop background?
The Aperture Science logo

[16] What are you wearing?
Clothes!

[17] When was the last time you cried?
I don't even remember.

[18] Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
NO.

[19] If you could have a super power what would it be?
Reality warping!

[20] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
...You probably don't want to know. :I

[21] What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Blech, hate that shit.

[22] What's your biggest secret?
That information is classified. :I

[23] Who makes you the happiest?
As if wasn't dreadfully obvious~<3

[24] Who makes you the most depressed?
Me.

[25] Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
...Yes.

[26] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothin'

[28] What's your favorite smell?
Again, you probably don't want to know. :I Interpret that however you wish.

[29] If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
...Okay that's a bit tricky. Um. ... Dull?

[30] When was the last time you had a hug?
A PHYSICAL hug? Jesus christ, I don't even KNOW. E-hugs, however, yesterday.

[31] What do you want most in life?
WORLD DOMINATION

[32] What are you thinking about right now?
What to put as an answer to this question

[33] What should you be doing?
At the moment... Nothing in particular, I believe.

[34] What's your favorite candy?
SKITTLES!

[35] How often do you laugh?
I dunno. Every day?

[36] Do you like working in the yard?
God no I'm a lazy fuck :I

[37] What are you doing this week?
NOOOTHING~

[38] Do you act differently around your crush/significant other?
Yes. I'm sweet and kind to her. :I I'm an ass to everyone else.

[39] Who was the last person to make you cry?
I dunno

[40] Did you lie at all during this survey?
MAYBE~